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Xander Cage

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Mun/Muse 21+ Written by Erick

Est. 1/2017

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“He’s such a loud little man; it’s adorable, like my last girlfriend’s pomeranian.” His other self hadn’t appreciated the comparison, but it had made Pepper – and wasn’t that a surprise? – laugh. “I have pills of my own,” he said, waving the offer away. The beer, however, he gratefully took. “You’re a god among men, and as I’m good friends with Thor, I know what I’m taking about.” He didn’t drink it at first, though, just holding it loosely between long fingers. “And no, it wasn’t accidental. Quite the reverse. I wasn’t lying when I said I’m on vacation. I’m taking a break. Your world is… calmer than mine. Between world-wide catastrophes and various, petty interpersonal conflicts, a man can’t find time to breathe. And my masseuse told me, in no uncertain terms, that I needed to de-stress. A fine idea, but impossible – at least, at home. If it isn’t the Hulk tearing through Madison Square Garden, it’s man-eating, Nazi aliens or murderous fiancees. So I decided to take some Me Time.” 

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Honestly, it was ass o’clock in the morning, and Xander wasn’t sure he liked this Tony as much as he did the other one. The other one, the Tony from his universe, thought it was funny how X worked outside the lines of the law and sometimes he’d end up with a present from Stark Industries on his doorstep, some little gadget that made jumping off a building all the more fun. He raised an eyebrow, “He’s not that short.” He and Tony saw eye to eye, literally. The compliments fell on intentionally deaf ears, he didn’t need compliments or comparisons to gods. “Yeah, I get it, you’re Iron Man, you know everybody. There’s no one here you need to impress, so put your proverbial dick back in your pants.” A bit of a smile danced on Xander’s face as he sipped his juice, but this pretentious douche act was gonna get on his nerves soon. “And the universe spit you out on Xander Cage’s doorstep.” Maybe there was a Xander in his universe, in some capacity, maybe that’d get him to talk about something other than himself and all his bags of money and assets.