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Xander Cage

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Mun/Muse 21+ Written by Erick

Est. 1/2017

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“Yes,” he said slowly, “but it’s more complicated than that. I can’t remember what quaint little cover story was decided on, but I don’t really care, either.” After all, it wasn’t his job to keep it straight, or to deal with the fallout of it leaking to the press. “I’m actually from a few dimensions left of here.” This rather lovely looking gentleman would either believe him or think he was absolutely insane; either way, it wasn’t his problem. “Everyone here is so much more pleasant.” Tony waved a hand as he made a bee line for a chair. “It’s blowing my mind,” he went on, slowly sitting down. “Did you know that Captain America can laugh? I didn’t. He sounds like a twelve-year-old boy. It’s hilarious.” The lack of alcohol made Tony sigh and wilt into the back of the chair. “There’s never enough, dear.”  

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“I figured. I’ve met Tony Stark, and I’ve never met you.” But he knew enough about what Tony Stark was like to believe that this was, indeed, some version of Tony. Opening the fridge, he poured him a cranberry juice and club soda–the closest thing to a drink he had in his place. “I’ve got some hangover pills in the drawer.” Xander laughed at the thought of people in this universe being more pleasant. “Where you’re from must be a regular old shit-hole. Pleasant ain’t the word I’d use.” Putting the juice back, he noticed a bottle of beer, probably left over for God knows how long. “I’ve got one beer left, and I’m not drinking it.” The cranberry juice became Xander’s as he uncapped the bottle and handed it over. “You fall out some black hole or something?” a snort, “Of all places, you end up on my damn doorstep.” He wasn’t a villain, but he wasn’t exactly a good guy, either. He had a tenuous standing in the world at best, but he wondered if people knew him in other universes, if he was just as infamous a daredevil and sometimes hired mercenary, or if that was just this universe.