I'm open to multiple threads with one person! If we've got plot ideas, let's do it! I'll generally use minimal formatting. I don't expect you to follow my formatting, but don't expect me to follow yours if it's super stylized. PLEASE DO NOT USE SUPER TINY TEXT. I'm old I can't read that shit. [small] is fine, but not double-small. Most threads will be paragraph/novel format or multi-para. I will generally be mutuals-only, but I will look at your blog if you follow me.
Memes & Asks
Meme me up, Scotty! If I reblog a meme, I want memes!! I'll try to send at least one to you if I reblog from you! Memes are open to everyone, regardless of mutual status, but I may not respond to all of them, it is up to my discretion. I love ask memes being turned into threads, just please do so in a separate post, don't reblog the ask.
Godmodding/Power Play
Godmodding won't be tolerated. I do understand that as my character has a lot of abilities, he can often run the risk of god-modding. I will do my best to ensure this never happens. Talk to me OOC if you think he's doing too much. The only time I'll allow any sort of this is if it's a fight and I know the person I'm playing against well. I'm protective of my children(a grown man who is older than me is my child shush), and don't let others take control unless I know I can trust them. I will also ask before I do anything big in any thread we may have. If you want to have your character have prior knowledge, I’m super happy to talk about it OOC and figure out a relationship!
Shipping
Shipping will always and forever be based on C H E M I S T R Y. If he likes the person, he likes them, and they may become a ship. If he doesn't, he will let you know. He may sleep around, but having sex does not necessarily mean he will be in a relationship with your character. Open to poly ships as well.
Right now the only exclusive I have is in-canon universe with This Xiang. I will not play romantically against other Xiangs, but other than that, X is free game
Verses
Added as they come. Main verse will remain untagged, and there may be a clickable link in here once I actually get a Full Verses Page set up. I'm okay with multiple threads with the same character(s) being in the same verse, and if there needs to be a different verse for whatever reason, I will tag it as such. I'll default to my main-verse unless there's something that makes that unfeasible. I love AUs but unless there's a reason, each character will probably be in their own verse.
Plotting
Always up to plot! Inbox/PM me and we can talk. DON’T force me into plots/ships/etc that don’t flow well. I’m up for trying just about anything, but if it doesn’t seem to work, please don’t try to force it. I am a hugely nice person but I don’t take kindly to being forced into something. DO push boundaries with my character. Make him uncomfortable! Just don’t force things or bring any sort of drama from OOC into IC.
AUs & Crossovers
Definitely always up for that. I don't know that I'll know your character's verse off the top of my head, but I'm willing to learn, and htis can be talked about OOC
Follow Backs
Don't expect me to follow you back just because you followed me. I am selective with who I play with. I’ll make some open starters for everyone, but I may not reply to all the responses I get. I reserve the right to follow back or not. If you follow me, rest assured, I WILL look at your blog. If I like you/your character, I'll follow you. I do not roleplay with multi-muse blogs. It confuses me too much, I'm sorry!
NSFW & Triggers
This blog will be rife with NSFW and trigger-related things. I will try to tag all the big ones with "trigger tw" or "trigger cw". Violence, murder, sex, and possible torture will happen on this blog, but I will never post photos of gore. Please tag gore for me. I will not roleplay sexual situations with anyone or anyone's character who is under 18 years of age. Period, end of. DO tell me if you want me to tag for anything. I am empathetic to triggers and don’t want to make our pretendy funtimes anything but fun.
The Mun
I'm Erick, I'm an old damn man, but I love roleplaying. I'm very friendly so please don't hesitate to message me!! Mutuals are welcome to my skype, I'm on it a lot! feel free to message me! I love talking OOC, for plotting or just for fun chats! I love making new friends on both sides of the RPing world :3 Just be aware that I have a more than full time job (50+ hours/week), and this is my escape from that, but sometimes I have other things I need to attend to. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can, I promise. Sometimes I do forget! Feel free to poke me about a thread, but don’t poke me repeatedly, that will make me want to reply less. DO know that I’m not intimidating even if I seem it(I’ve gotten that a lot). I’m a big teddy bear, I don’t bite!!
DO communicate with me. Need me to do something? Want to drop a thread? Going on a hiatus? Want to shower me with praise? Just message me! Keep me in the loop, please! I’ve had lots of experiences with people just disappearing, and I consider every RPer I play with to be a friend. I don’t like friends just disappearing, I am fine with people having real life things happen, but just keep the communication lines open, okay? Don’t be afraid to tell me anything.
Credits & Disclaimers
I don't own Xander Cage, nor am I affiliated with anyone who does. This is all just for fun!
Verses
Added as they come. Main verse will remain untagged, and there may be a clickable link in here once I actually get a Full Verses Page set up. I'm okay with multiple threads with the same character(s) being in the same verse, and if there needs to be a different verse for whatever reason, I will tag it as such. I'll default to my main-verse unless there's something that makes that unfeasible. I love AUs but unless there's a reason, each character will probably be in their own verse.
✖ Caged Animal During one of Xander's late-night thrill-seeking endeavours, he ended up on the wrong side of a werewolf, who left him bloodied in a ditch. Too bad for the wolf, he was too stubborn to die. He's been a wolf himself for a few years now, and he's been able to keep it from most of the rest of the X team, but it presents a whole new set of problems for him.
✖ Space Scoundrel A Bounty Hunter and all-around rebel, he does odd jobs for the Rebellion(or the Resistance, as this is just a catch-all SW verse), especially if it means ruining the days of a few Imperial pilots or Stormtroopers, and it's a bonus if it involves stunt flying or dangerous situations. He's force sensitive, which mainly comes out in being able to make himself unnoticed, all but invisible if he wants to be, and his favorite trick is the "these aren't the droids" thing...but with himself. It's how he gets out scot-free so often.
✖ Bang Zoom Pow! Catch-all Marvel/DC verse. Xander is human, but he does have enhanced abilities (Think like Captain America). He ages, but slower. Aging and healing are about 1/2 as slow as Cap's. Has high level perception that can be considered low-level telepathy, as he notices things not just on sight, but on reading the vibrations in the air, the vibes in the room/space from the people. Xander's a rogue who doesn't really fight for anyone, but will step in if someone innocent's about to get hurt. He prefers to stay out of the limelight, but SHIELD is aware of him, and have contracted him from time to time to assist in jobs.
✖ One Hell of a Trick Catch-all magical universe. In this verse, Xander’s human, but he knows of the existence of magic, and makes friends with some magical people for various reasons–but the fact that their powers/abilities are useful to him’s definitely a big bonus.
✖ The Thin Red Yarn: Sentinel AU. Xander is an unknown Guide, he had to learn how to block the world out by himself, and he’d gone almost forty years without finding his Sentinel. Now that he has, they face the world together, bonded closer than he ever thought possible. (Currently semi-exclusive with aforceofchange)
✖ Justice Sparks in his Veins: Witch Hunter AU. Xander is the distant descendant of Kaulder, the ‘last’ Witch Hunter, and bears a nearly identical face. He is not tied to the Council as Kaulder was, and has a slightly different outlook on magic than they. He thinks it should be harnessed to make the world a better place, not kept from humans for selfish needs. He inherited his ancestor’s immortality after a brush with magic, and was saved by a mysterious witch. Now, he does his best to keep the world safe and deals with the doppelganger whispers. (PM me to plot!)
✖ The Good Old Days: catch-all young verse. Usually Xander is around age 19 and just beginning to break out in the extreme sports and tricks scene.
✖ Gadgets to get the badguysPerson of Interest verse. Xander, as a former NSA asset and continual badass Robin Hood-type, Xander ends up running into Harold, John and the crew in New York more than once. He's a secondary asset to The Machine and its cause.
about.
Name: Xander Cage Codename: Triple X (xXx) Nicknames: X, Triple X Age: 39. Birthdate: July 18th, 1977 Species: Human Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Profession: Extreme athlete, Good Samaritan, Former NSA agent, current Rogue.
PHYSICAL ASPECTS
Hair: Bald Eyes: Brown Height: 6'0" / 1.82m Weight: 248lbs / 112.5kg
SKILLS
Abilities: Peak physical form, extremely strong, agile, high-level endurance, quick reflexes. Expert in MMA, hand-to-hand combat, self-defense, military combat, kickboxing, skilled with many forms of weaponry, expert marksman, knowledge of bomb-making and dismantling. Extreme Sports, snowboarding, skiing(slalom/extreme), skateboarding, base jumping, parasailing, parkour, stunt driver, expert driver with many models of vehicle. Acute perception, preternatural eye for detail, expert-level deduction. Fluent in Spanish, conversationally fluent in Mandarin, knows basics in Russian.
Hobbies:Thrill-seeking, looking for adventure, saving the day at the last possible second.
TRAITS
Positive: Determined, Stands his ground, Intelligent, Leadership, Good listener,
Negative: Machismo, boastful, aggressive, domineering, quick-tempered, stubborn, vulgar.
LIKES
Colors: Red, black, orange, silver. Smells: Fire, nature, air, insence Drinks: Club Soda and Cranberry Juice
OTHER DETAILS
Smokes: No Drugs: No DriverLicense: Yes Ever Been Arrested?:Yep.
BIOGRAPHY
Everyone knows the name Xander Cage, he made those guys on Jackass look like, well...Jackasses. Xander Cage (or simply referred to as X by his friends.) is a rebellious thrill-seeker with a notorious reputation. After destroying a senate's corvette he was employed by the NSA as an undercover agent with the mission of infiltrating a terrorist organization referred to as Anarchy 99 he reluctantly accepted his assignment to avoid imprisonment for his crimes.
He was supposedly killed off after his initial assignment and was replaced, although he was later found alive and well, having lived in a self-imposed exile in Dominican Republic.
Being re-recruited for the xXx program, he ended up becoming persona non grata amongst all the United States security organizations, particularly the NSA and the CIA. He's in hiding, now, doing what he can to get by and continue helping people out, with a little thrill-seeking whenever he can get it.
She closed her hand around the cool metal, fiddling with it for a moment as she thought on her answer. There wasn’t exactly a way to say ‘pretty sure I’ve got a super power and I need to go find out how to use it,’ delicately. Especially when it was coupled with ‘the only way I’ve turned it on recently is to get in a fight with a demon.’ Besides, even if he were to believe all of that – and that was a huge if right there – it still wasn’t something she thought he needed to know.
Xander was a smart guy, nice, and good with cars but they’d already established she didn’t know much about him. She wasn’t about to go spouting off secrets if all she knew of him was small talk fodder.
So, she nodded. “Exactly. I just gotta see that eighth wonder of the world, right? And at least try and conquer it. I’ll let you know how it goes; text you progress shots and everything.” She crossed her heart with her free hand. “But really I just gotta go down for a job. Nothing too exciting. Maybe make a trip up to Austin if I’m feeling adventurous.”
So she was lying to him, that was almost blatantly apparent. Even though they didn’t know each other super well, Xander had always been one of the most perceptive people he knew, no one’d really topped him yet. He didn’t know why she was lying about why she was going to Texas, but that wasn’t for him to question, either. If she had wanted to tell him, she would have told him then and there, but she’d hesitated and come up with something different. That meant something perhaps a little painful, or something she was afraid of, so he wasn’t about to push it.
The donut went on, and he held his hand out for the nuts again. “I don’t think something you eat can be a wonder of the world. All the rest of ‘em are big stone things,” and he would know, he’d seen them all, base-jumped off a few of them. A smirk broke his concentration face, “I’ll hold you to that like a promise.” A job, yeah, that just didn’t sound like what he knew of her, but again–not going to push. “Right,” there was just enough of an I don’t believe you tone to it that he didn’t need to elaborate. “There’s a lot better places to be adventurous than Austin, Texas, Rosie.” Kuala Lumpur, Bora-Bora, some of the places out in New Zealand, too. Finished with his part of the job, he released the jack and stood up, “You still getting me waffle house?” An acceptable payment, and now he was actually a little hungry.
“Oh, so you’ll follow rules I set? Is that how this goes? Because I have some ideas if that’s the case. Like, only allowed to get places while skipping or! Maybe you have to make a chicken sound when someone sneezes,” she grinned.
Rosie followed him over to the side of the car and watched him begin working. “You can hand me the nuts when you unbolt them so they don’t get lost,” she offered, looking over his shoulder while shrugging. “Eh, I was gonna head on out to Texas – probably Houston. Wanted to get there early; guess that plan’s shot though, right? Especially if I gotta replace that tire. Anyway, I was staying out in Covington because the rooms are cheaper than in the city, and they got a decent park close by.”
He laughed, “If I’d made it in ten, I might’ve got caught, and you’d still be stuck here.” After all, Xander wasn’t right 100% of the time, just 99% he thought to himself. Rosie was nothing if not amusing, but he definitely wasn’t going to follow just any rules she set. Especially if those were her first ideas.
“Sure,” he’d already gotten the first one off and was handing it to her. Changing to the spare wasn’t hard, even though the donut always looked stupid, no matter who’s car it was or what make and model. “Texas? For what? One of those 80 ounce steaks?” He’d been to Texas, there wasn’t really any redeeming value there, save for the few good bike parks and a couple good people whom X trusted. “Because I don’t think you could finish that all in one go.” Maybe she could, X knew he could, at least, not that he was really feeling in the mood for steak, though.
She couldn’t disagree with him there. Xander was nice enough, they got on plenty well, for all her needling, but she couldn’t claim to know him well. Pleasant conversations barely farther than playful teasing built only so much knowledge of another. But, she didn’t have complaints either. You couldn’t jump to knowing. There was a process.
She waited patiently, and returned to her car to plug in her phone. The car appeared in her rear view and she rolled down her window to lean out and grin, one brown arm jutting out, hand closed fist with her thumb up. “Going my way, stranger?” She laughed, then pretended to look at a clock. “Don’t think you made ten,” she remarked, finally stepping out of her sensible grey Civic.
“Thanks for coming. I owe you, I can get breakfast if you want. We can do Waffle House.”
To be fair, Rosie seemed pretty decent, but he tried to avoid dragging new people into the chaotic whirlpool that was his existence if he could help it. But he also was pretty sure no one else would drive out there at this hour to help her, most sane–or slightly sane–people were asleep by now. Probably why he was one of the first she called.
“Nope,” he said with a smirk, “you told me not to,” and followed it up with a wink. The jack was already in his hand, and even in the low light, it wasn’t hard to see which tire was flat, so Xander shoved it underneath the carriage and started jacking it up. “I’ll take Waffle House, call it even.” He wouldn’t be able to tell if the flat was a puncture or if it had popped off the rim until he got it under more light, but that didn’t matter right now, getting her off the causeway did. The rest of his tools were beside him, but he’d have to go back to his trunk for the spare. “What makes someone like you drive the causeway at four in the morning?” There had to be a reason, it wasn’t exactly a highly-traveled road at this hour.
“I don’t think that’s ever been a thing,” she retorted, unable to let him have the last word, at last in that respect.
It took her a moment to process the question. “Ten – no,” she frowned into her phone. “I do know better,” he drove like a man possessed, she’d seen it before. “Gotta say it though, never know who’s listening,” she teased. “Don’t want to be implicated in your crimes,” she retorted teasingly.
“Hurry up then, I’ll hold my breath until you do,” she laughed, hanging up before settling herself onto the side of the grey concrete wall, overlooking the lake.
“Mmhm,” was all he said. He had the upper hand, he knew it, he wasn’t going to lord it over her–even though it would be easy to. “Now, see,” Xander said, tossing his keys into his pocket, “If I said five, that’d be breaking a whole load of laws. It’d be fun, though.” The devilish grin definitely came through over the phone.
He laughed at that, “If you think I don’t check my phone, you don’t know me very well, Rosie,” and added a snort to that, “I’m not driving to the Causeway to help out a dead person.” The drive went by quick enough, and maybe he’d been timing it on his phone–thirteen minutes from engine rev to squealing breaks. Even with all the bells and whistles on his GTO, the normal stuff was still there, including all the average stuff, a jack, tire iron, jumper cables. “All right, if you’re dead in there, I’m leaving!”
“I wouldn’t think you’re an ass for not answering an early morning call. I would think you’re asleep. But, I definitely would think you’re an ass if you answer the call and tell me it better be a good reason when you have the means to not answer if you don’t want,” she retorted, even though she was on the phone, it was clear that eyes were rolling.
“Fifteen?” That sounded a dangerously short amount of time, but she wasn’t going to complain all that much. She didn’t want to be stuck out on the bridge too long. It was a weird combination of muggy from the early morning fog and cold from the wind coming off the lake. All in all unpleasant. The sooner he arrived the better. “Okay…just be moderately careful.” It was four in the morning, traffic couldn’t be that bad, right?
His shrug was almost audible over the phone. “And here I was thinking it’s rude to ignore phone calls from friends when it’s so late,” there’s a little bit of derision, because as much of an ass as he was, he was there for his friends, and somehow he’d ended up with Rosie in that camp. They were gonna get nowhere in this pseudo-argument, and he’d stopped caring about thirty seconds ago, he was too busy putting on his boots.
“Want me to make it ten? I can do that.” That would probably be more than a little illegal, especially since he was technically twenty minutes away, minimum…but wouldn’t it be fun to add a bit of extra risk, too? Cradling the phone against his shoulder, he laced his boots before pulling on a jacket. “No promises, you know better.” His one was teasing, and as he grabbed his keys, he held the phone again. “I’ll be right there.”
“I have great faith in your ability to let a phone go to voicemail,” she retorted, holding the phone to her ears with her shoulder as she kicked at a tire. It, stubbornly, stayed deflated.
“So, don’t make me feel bad for calling unless you want your number deleted. I got a flat and I don’t have a spare, I’m on the Causeway, close to the Northshore. You too far to help?”
“Yeah, I’m not an ass like that,” Xander said back, almost sniping at her. “You haven’t called me for stupid shit yet, anyway.” So he figured it was somewhat important.
He wasn’t going to tell her she could delete his number if she wanted, but he’d still have hers, so that wasn’t going to work out the way she intended. Technically he was on the other side of town, but at four in the morning, he’d shove his feet into a pair of boots and drive the GTO out there. “All right, gimme about fifteen.” Speed limits were for suckers.
It was four in the morning. Luckily–or perhaps unluckily–for him, he was already awake. “Better be a damn good reason you’re calling me before sunrise, Rosie.”
Rosie glared at the bottle and then him as if they’d both crushed some sort of hope – which, they did. She’d desperately wanted to watch someone while they tripped on absinthe. Apparently, that just wasn’t a thing anymore. What a bummer.
Her eyes narrowed and she frowned. “I don’t think I believe that, but I’ll mark it down on the list of disappointments this city has given me. Right next to decent public transportation. Have you tried the bus system here? I haven’t seen it arrive on time once.”
“It’s gotta do with the thujone content. You can check, but most’ve them in the states don’t have that anymore.” For someone who barely drunk, Xander sure as hell knew a lot about booze. It was part of the job, he supposed. Or the lifestyle. “You find real absinthe, you can con someone into drinking it.” Not me, though, he thought to himself. If that was something she wanted, he was sure she could find someone in this city to do it pretty easy.
He sipped his cranberry and tonic water, “I’m not a bus guy, really. Bikes are more practical pretty much anywhere.” Of course, there was his old favorite GTO, but he couldn’t just drag that around the world with him, he’d stick out like a sore thumb, and that was just a bad idea.
“But, and hear me out on this, big Guy. What if it just expanded your consciousness? Into another realm or some shit?”
Look, she wanted to know what the stuff actually did, and she wished for once someone would just take the bait. Let her know if absinthe really made you see things, please. She gave her best smile and shook the bottle.
“C’mon.”
Xander looked between her and the bottle. “It’s just absinthe. It gets you drunk. Most of the stuff you find here doesn’t have the wormwood in it anymore, anyway, so it’s just liquor.” He smirked a bit, taking the bottle from her before putting it right back down on the bar.
“Huh,” said Xander, leaning back in his chair. “As interesting as that all sounds, I’ll have to take a pass. I don’t like losing control over my consciousness.”