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Xander Cage

Private. Selective.Multi-verse/ship.

Mun/Muse 21+ Written by Erick

Est. 1/2017

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Xander Cage 101

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That’s the worst idea

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It is not, not if you’re tired. Sleep cures tiredness.

curiositykilledthekerouaccat:

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“You literally just told me you could kick my teeth in while doing your little douchenastics. That’s textbook bragging, you absolute tool shed!”

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“Stating facts ain’t bragging,” he’s just about grinning now, “I could kick your teeth in without ‘em, too.” Why yes, he did just let Scotty call parkour ‘douchenastics’. Honestly, Xander thinks it’s hilarious.

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“I DID! I just said you were bragging, meat head!”

“Yeah but you’re wrong, so it doesn’t count.”

wwwdotmaximumeffort:

thexanderzone:

wwwdotmaximumeffort:

me: changes lanes a little too fast

me: omg

me: am… am I Dominic Toretto? I think I’m Dominic Toretto.

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Originally posted by dunbaerrito

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Omg

I said his name 3x in the car mirror

And he appeared

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I don’t know who Dominic Toretto is, but I sure as hell ain’t him.

wwwdotmaximumeffort:

me: changes lanes a little too fast

me: omg

me: am… am I Dominic Toretto? I think I’m Dominic Toretto.

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Originally posted by dunbaerrito

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